CERN Large Hadron Collider Stops, End Of World Postponed

Ari ⋅ Technology ⋅ CERN, Collider, Hadron, Large, stops ⋅ 3 comments

CERN has shut down its Large Hadron Collider for two years in order to conduct a scheduled tune-up. Accordingly, the anticipated end of world event (or confirmation of the god particle if you are an atheistic optimist) has been postponed until approximately 2015. More

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   Zuzu Gates: Does this mean I still have to pay my bills?

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     Jon Mentor: No ... you can continue to let them pile up on your desk as usual ;-)

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   Warren Peeps: Whew. Well, I can get a lot done in two years.